STAR RATING SYSTEM
⋆ → Don't even look at this game.
⋆⋆ → Look at it, but you will regret it.
⋆⋆⋆ → This game is like a trip to the dentist, it's not very nice but it's something you have to do it.
⋆⋆⋆⋆ → This game is about as complicated as tying your shoe laces but can be fun too.
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ → It's playable, but after you finish it, you'll trade it in for something different.
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ → This is the game you'll will eventually play again, but never actually play again.
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ → This is the game that you will enjoy having around when you have spare time, and you have nothing better to do.
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ → Everyday life is just a distraction from playing this game, and you will tell your grandchildren about it's amazingness, it's a game you'll talk about forever (a long time).
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ → Sleep becomes a distant memory when playing this game due to it's fantastic quality.
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ → Eating and drinking is second priority to playing this game, and you won't be sleeping when you start playing this. You will be able to tell people that you were there when this game was released, and all they have is Google.